Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
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Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus
John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."
by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010
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cooter mouse

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.
by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024
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SERI-MOUSE

When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true
Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE
by armageddon123 May 27, 2009
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Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.
Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"
by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011
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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
by Mystakaphoros October 09, 2013
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