god

people created the idea of god because they were sick of people asking them,
"what is the meaning of life?"
"how did i get here?"
"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DIE???"
so people came up with the most rediculous idea of god. its bull cr%p. but believe in whatever you want to believe in. i wont judge you

kid: "mom, what happens to you when you die?"
mom: "god sends you go to heaven."
kid: "cut the sh%t I'm serious."

by this guy named tim November 16, 2011

God

#1. An immortal entity of divine being with powers that we mere mortals have not the understanding of.

see also goddess
Deity worshiped by a religious "cult" in the hope of salvation, protection, and other worldly and spiritually help. An excellent thing to turn to in times of hardship in order to draw strength and something that should be respected no matter what your views are.

#2. a nickname for Eric Clapton.

#1. "praise the gods who have saved us from certain death though they need not have bothered with such simple lives as ours"

#2 "Clapton is god"

by SomeRocker September 4, 2013

God

A collective consciousness consisting of the sum of all matter and energy combined.

The all knowing, all powerful, God.
God is everywhere.
God is in all of us.

by Christopher Kunferman September 8, 2008

God

The reason i am who i am today, and is how i got through all of my hard times n struggles. I am proud to say that im a Christian n even though I may not always act right God's always got my back.=

'Ive been having a horrible week until God helped me get that promotion at work.'

by SarahKn0ws August 20, 2009

GOD

A simulacrum.

"The simulacum never hides the truth. It is the truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true."

by pseudoman March 29, 2004

God

- A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
- see Ryan Brun

Every Sunday, we go to church and pray to Ryan Brun.

by Brunion April 5, 2005

God

Love.

Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.

by giosafari April 7, 2010