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Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.
Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!
by RKJ November 26, 2013
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Chinese finger trap

When you and your buddy each put your dicks in opposite ends of a beer sock.
Bro, that's a sick beer sock, do you want to Chinese finger trap?
by Chinese finger trap August 5, 2016
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Chinese flash bang

The Chinese flash bang, is when you shove your fist up her vagina and then while your whole hand is in there start opening and closing your hand like your hand is exploding multiple times.
by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021
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Chinese fuck boi

An Asian person who likes to be really gay
by Noco October 9, 2016
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Chinese Hot Gas

Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.
Chinese Hot Gas caused my fiancee to leave me two months before our wedding.
by Foldarius Johnson III May 23, 2020
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chinese finger trap

This sexual position, originating in Superior Grill last Friday, consists of two penises placed head to head. or "eye to eye" proverbially speaking. After in position, the Chinese Finger Trapper stretches the foreskin of his junk over that of the Chinese finger trappee and sways to and fro, thus simulating a Chinese Finger Trap. This goes on until he realizes how ridiculous this is.
Michael gives the finest Chinese Finger Trap, West of the Mississippi.
by Church Pt # 1 December 15, 2010
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Chinese butt sex

The ancient form of Chinese sex using long bamboo sticks as a sex toy while having intercourse.
Most commonly used by lesbians.
It's the first form of a dildo
Ms. Tran: oh me so horny! do math homework while performing Chinese butt sex OoOo
by Rusty_Shackleton April 14, 2009
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