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69

The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"
by Binod, James Binod June 15, 2023
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69

A: Number between 68 and 70
B: HA ha funni number
A: 67, 68, 69 (hee hee), 70
B: Nice.
by Jocev February 8, 2023
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69

This is a sex position whereover the subject puts her mouth near the genitals of the other subject.

Also used as a meme.
"Did you and subject do 69?"
"Yes, indeed we have."
"Dang..."
by Tavihasnonidea January 24, 2023
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Jimmy: "Hey Jenna wanna 69 it?" 😏
Jenna: I mean... im down 😏🍆
by DickBoii May 19, 2021
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69

“This sack of potatoes costs $4.69”
nice.”
by ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬ October 28, 2021
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69 god

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.
by Nutass Freakbul May 6, 2024
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69 Bracelets

This is a bracelet worn by two men to enhance their ability of ejaculation when performing 69 with each other. They are worn on the tips of both of the men's penises to stimulate a large rope like ejaculation of semen. 69 bracelets may also be decorated with candy to enhance the flavor of deep-throating, and also to combine the taste of candy with semen, thus generating an overall more enjoyable 69 experience.
"Last night I used 69 Bracelets while doing 69 which made me nut really hard, and when my partner came, the candy made the semen taste even better than usual!"
by mike the penetrator July 11, 2015
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