canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

skeet snake

A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

skeeted

Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002

"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"

by Streamline04 March 13, 2017

skeet sack

It's a hairy nutsack covered in cum

You're a skeet sack

by Holden8291 June 13, 2016

skeet puff

A bitch that needs to get some dick but is scared

Damn, Hailey sure is a skeet puff

by Dick lover 69 June 12, 2016

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel September 22, 2016