not yes

A very pointless and unnecessarily verbose way to say no.

Q: Can't you say anything in a normal way?
A: The answer is, sadly, not yes.

by vejtics May 4, 2019

vote yes on this

vote yes or your gay
vote yes so i can flex on my friends

friends: oh you have a word on urban dictionary dam thats cool
me: yeah ik
vote yes on this

by ur boy ludde May 9, 2019

Yes breeze

When the breeze hits you at just the right time and cools you down

(Wind blows) Chloe: Yes breeze!!

by JFL.01 May 9, 2019

Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes

Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight

by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019

yes me infinity

The ultimanium,ultranium,impossibilium of insults. stronger than Shaggy,Shrek,Waluigi,Thanos,u mom gae,no u,reverse card,yes me and all other infinitiveniums.

A:u mom gae
B:no u
A:reverse card
B:reverse reverse card
A:reverse card infinity
B:no u infinity
A:yes me
B:yes me infinity
A:oh no
A had become Ab and then G# then G etc. until implosion.

by UltraJackio325/E030E03 March 24, 2019

Haha yes

When something isn't really funny and you make fun of the person who made the joke

Josh: *unfunny joke*
Carl: Haha yes
Josh : Fuck you

by ILIKETOFUCKFLESHLIGHTS March 29, 2019

Yes man day

Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u

Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019