The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Status mug.n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
by Siv T March 7, 2011
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status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!
status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!
by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011
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When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
by petepete518 August 6, 2011
Get the Stationary Status mug.The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011
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Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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