Unordinary Simulator

Fun

cel: im having so much unordinary simulator right now

by babayagarocks November 13, 2023

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

bart simpson nigga

Heavily drugged bart simpson. Populations of ohio wear shirts with a character from the simpsons with his skin color dark skinned while talking about how he fucks his niggers

My mate here is obsessed with bart simpson nigga!

by Dude36546 December 8, 2023

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.

Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024

Trump simps

The many people who are supporters of Donald trump, they are often found at trump rallies and disliking criticisms of Trump on reddit or urban dictionary. Often homophobic, transphobic and all round hateful. Have a strong like for building walls.

Person one: "Did you see the trump rally?"
Person two: "what a lot of Trump simps"

by ThatGuyWhoCantSleep August 17, 2024