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bald french man

A man who 14 and ping spoof hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha bald
by Diagnosedwithbald September 19, 2021
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hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
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Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw
Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today
by A&G1234 July 10, 2009
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Old Man Immunity

The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.
Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.
by WindBoner February 8, 2012
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Minecraft morals man

A player on craft who severely dislikes cheaters/hackers and will go out of their way to tell that cheater how horrible of a person they are for Minecraft hacking
This Minecraft morals man is telling me I have no life!
by rainbowyrei April 17, 2019
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you be sus man

when you're playing among us and are too lazy to say "AYOOOO this dude is SUSPICIOUS!"
AMONG US
imposter: I was in admin swiping my paycheck!
crewmate #1: you be SUS man!!!!
by dude345678910 December 2, 2020
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wild moose man

1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.

2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?

vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
by KRAZEEE KRISTINA December 9, 2008
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