You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016

show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer.

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012

You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)

A re-recorded version of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me".
This version can be found on Fearless (Taylor's Version).

I personally prefer You Belong With Me to You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version); however, I only listen to the (Taylor's Version) because I know it benefits Taylor after her music was stolen by Big Machine Records.

by swiftie13 <3 March 11, 2023

you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016

Have You Seen Keith Seigal?

a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.

OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur

by bobinskier August 18, 2009

If You Aint Bitchin, You're Snitchin

The simple fact is the world is widely inhabited by haters, and all that most hater like to do is either bitch or snitch so this is a phrase to basically tell all the haters to fuck off

Hater: Oh youre gettin money! U must be doin somethin illegal. I'm calling the cops if you don't give me some!

Dude doin his own thing: Fuck you man! I swear all you haters are alike, If You Aint Bitchin, You're Snitchin!

by Fontaine_OGrady May 17, 2013