rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025

Me

Sounds silly…
I know I am right!!!
Again a visit to the hole…
All the love it holds…

It brings tears to my eyes…

I love YOU!!!
What more can I do??
For you to see…
All the love from me…

Believe❤️❤️❤️
Is what my heart is telling me❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 December 28, 2023

Me

The hottest person on earth

Hey! Do you see that Incredibly sexy person over there?!?!

Yeah! That’s me

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023