dirty craig

Wrapping one's foreskin over an instrumentation tech's hand while he grips one's knob.

Brent was giving Joe a handy and Joe Dirty Craig'd him.

by Jonnyby' May 21, 2017

Dirty Mop

A recently coined term in which someone (usually male) takes a dump on a girl's hair. For this to be entirely accurate, she must have long, blonde hair, and it must be diarrhea.

if a bitch don't respect you, she will after a good ol' dirty mop.

by Gooch Master Eric June 13, 2004

Dirty Kenneth

after a good bukkake session the males involved take shits on the females chest

damn after that bukkake session i really had to take a shit so we turned in into a dirty kenneth

by katkins December 14, 2008

Dirty Janice

A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.

"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"

"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"

by BJ8520 October 15, 2009

The Dirty Bird

Like a mama bird feeding her babes ...When a guy cums in your mouth and you spit it back in his mouth to swallow.

He told me to swallow his load and I totally the dirty bird to that mother fucker.

by Igotawoody September 15, 2016

dirty dexter

One one Anals a girl after she took a sideways shit in his ex

Dambbbbb that bitch just got dirty dextered

by God overturn February 11, 2019

Dirty Whore

'Cause ladies is pimps too. It's 2009. Mary Tyler Moore has been replaced by Carrie Bradshaw, The Brady Bunch has become The Real World, and Diana Ross can be found on youtube grabbing a strategically placed pasty on Lil Kim. This is not the world our mothers grew up in. Women work as hard as men and play even harder. So ladies, before you get in the game, learn the rules and regulations of being a Dirty Whore.

www.DWHandbook.blogspot.com

Girl, you sure did dirty whore it up last night at the bar, was that brothers I saw you leave with?

by DWNumber1 July 29, 2009