A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.
State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.
by David Holland January 12, 2026
Get the Meet Me at the Fountain mug.Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.
Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.
by Peteandbird January 14, 2026
Get the Me-Mergency mug.When you find someone so spicy and sexy that you get a fat boner. The boner is so fat that you somehow got the person pregnant.
by Me ma moo maker November 22, 2021
Get the Me Ma Moo mug.An expression of Nigerian origins. An individual who says he can do everything. But is deliberately preoccupied with insignificant things (like shopping, haircuts, cars) to the point where he has no time to try to do something -> thus never really knowing if he can do anything. In other words, one who takes comfort in not trying. Simply asserting their ability.
by MartyrOfFrankfurtHall November 23, 2021
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A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025
Get the I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad mug.Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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