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Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.
Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
by rustachio April 25, 2009
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Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.
Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here
by thesitch18 October 17, 2010
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Post Lost Depression

The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.
Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.
by Bearcats556 May 19, 2010
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water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011
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Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.
Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name
by IdiotFish March 17, 2011
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Rebound Double Depression

When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds, subsequently dumping, or being dumped by, the rebound. The person becomes doubly depressed as they didn't properly grieve for the first relationship, so are projecting their feelings onto the rebound break up.
"God, She really needs to get over Stan. They only dated for like three weeks and she's so cut up about it"

"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"
by Doublydepressed September 19, 2009
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sunday night depression

Sunday night depressing is feeling of stress and anxiety before the beginning of the week. Most commonly is created by fear of upcoming week and responsibilities of Monday starting duties. For example: being woken unnaturally by alarm clock, stress from work that is not likeable, feeling of duties by outside driven world. (stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy, etc…). All elements are very individual and can create magnitude of negative emotions.
Sunday night depression, stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy
by SundayNight October 28, 2013
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