You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

by absndbj November 3, 2023

You're fun at parties

A sarcastic way of people saying something lame in response.

Person 1: I don't like the smell of weed

Person 2: You're fun at parties.

by NickFromLaffayette April 17, 2020

hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it

He's a fool

Hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it!

by A Communist Soldier October 13, 2021

YOU'RE GLOWING

adj.

the state of one individual being proclaimed "IT" because they tapped on the sun and it glowed.

ORGIN

- The term 'Glowing' has historically been in reference to an individual being drunk and their face becoming red.

EX. "Asian Glow"

- "You're Glowing" the phrase is a compliment shared by many young woman when a friend is looking extra cute on

a day or displaying an inner light because of recent events.

"HAHA Jeremy 'YOU'RE GLOWING'!!! Guess you have to roll the dice!"

by SILLYBILLY3000 April 23, 2023

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023