Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

willy nilly

impotent

Julie told Nickie that her boyfriend Danny was "willy nilly". and couldnt get hard.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

willy nilly

Willy nilly = perforce = involuntarily inevitable = of necessity

After making that public statement, Boris was driven willy-nilly to support of the candidate.

by 86podpeople October 21, 2003

Willy Socket

The vagina.

"It's a vaginal prolapse. Her willy socket is falling out!"

by Ace Turbo October 25, 2009

willy dally

An act of a mistake, "Willy Dally," is like making a boo boo

ex:You just made a willy dally when your mom caught you pickin your nose.

by Alexander Coolio December 31, 2005

Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009