Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.

Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.

by advancedlove March 27, 2024

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.

Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.

by BlindA. May 17, 2017

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

Hot Wife Summer

Hot Girl Summer, but for girls in relationships.

“Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”

by anonymous June 7, 2021