Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

by Transferbaddie May 31, 2022

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Uncle Tyrone

An "Uncle Tyrone" is a derogatory term to describe a white person who "acts black" and "talks black", or who is a sell-out to their own race. A white person who kisses black people's asses, and who will turn their back on other white people to keep the approval of blacks. A sell-out, an ass kisser, a race traitor...

I've also heard people describe an " Uncle Tyrone" as a blackwashed white person. A white person who may have been raised by black people, and who therefore has the manorisms and behaviors of a black person.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is such an Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

by Oswald Joy May 27, 2021

Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

by LatinaBoo2002 March 5, 2019

Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

by High school joke group November 9, 2017

Trap Uncle

Relative of a trap queen, provides fun ideas and participates but also supervises

Julia is such a trap uncle- she always comes out to have a good time, but won't let me take 27 shots of tequila in under an hour

by TheOneWhoDoesTheTh1ngz July 24, 2015