twitter 

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

twitter by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

twitter apology 

When a person (most often a celebrity) issues a less-than-sincere retraction on Twitter for something negative they said about another celebrity. The phony apology is usually made for the express purpose of garnering publicity.

Charlie Sheen just issued another Twitter apology for calling Denise Richards the n-word.

twitter apology by cubanitovich June 19, 2014

Twitter Peeps

My people, my friends, my family, my followers.. Example.. #nightmytwitterpeeps

Example.. I Love my twitter peeps

Twitter peeps is used as a term/form of endearment. Love. Respect.

Example.. plural.. So and so are my twitter peeps
Example.. singular.. She is my twitter peep
Example.. past tense.. He was once my twitter peep
Example.. I love my twitter peeps!

There are certain people/accounts that I consider my twitter peeps because I love/like to communicate/associate with them.

Twitter Peeps by @[e-mail] July 1, 2014

Twitter 

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

Twitter by Trey vogt July 27, 2016

twitter 

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app

twitter by Asian_girl August 1, 2020

Twatteries 

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

Twatteries by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

Twitter Lost Phnx 174 ti lol 

A different breed.

Seeeeeeeeeesh! thats Twitter Lost phnx 174 ti lol!

Twitter Lost Phnx 174 ti lol by JahCoinr34 October 9, 2020