Internet Troll Personality Disorder

Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.

Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?

Internet Troll Personality Disorder by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011

Jungle Troll 

1.(noun)A girl so big and disgusting that she has been banished to the Jungle to roam.

Jungle Troll

Jungle Troll by Tabbs147 January 24, 2009

Monkey Troll 

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

Monkey Troll by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010

rum troll 

phrase to describe someone who is rough, or dresses roughly. Doesn't seem to appear in dialects outside Cheshire, North West England.

1) Mum: are you going out like that??
Daughter: yeh, why?
Mum: you look like a right rum troll.

2) She's a right rum troll.

rum troll by the real Cheshire Cat July 4, 2010

Infinite Troll 

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.

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Infinite Troll by evergar September 11, 2011

Grog troll 

A loud, moderately unattractive woman who thinks she owns the bar because she's slept with a number of bouncers/bartenders. Named for creatures that frequent the Grog House in Gainesville, FL, but is applicable to any obnoxious drunk woman who you'd like to smack but you know would beat your civilized ass in a fight.

I went out looking for some strange, but the bar was full of nothing but Grog trolls. I'd rather masturbate with sand paper.

Grog troll by mariangelalala November 13, 2011

Urban Troll 

A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.

Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!

Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1

Urban Troll by amouxbonnet December 12, 2012