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hiking the Appalachian Trail

A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.
The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.
by philipc76 June 25, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.

From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
What happened to the senator this weekend?

He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
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Tait

A stunningly beautiful girl. Shes very nice but can be mean when she wants to. Ans she gets very horny so give her lost of attention when u are with her
Tait is also very lazy at times.
by Red_savage July 31, 2018
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Traditional

A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.
I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.
by T Nova August 11, 2014
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Trail Donkey

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain
We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.
by sacopex February 21, 2004
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TRAFTing

I knew my anus would never get its figure back when the other frat boys were TRAFTing me last night.
by koolaidkid237 April 30, 2006
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tragitourist

1. Someone who visits the scene of a tragedy, like a natural disaster, humanitarian catastrophe, or a warcrime, as if it were a tourist attraction and/or for the photo op.

2. Someone who volunteers as an aid worker at the scene of such a tragedy out of morbid curiosity, a desire to feel heroic, or in order to be able to brag about it, rather than to offer real, skilled humanitarian relief.

3. Well-meaning volunteers who come to perform aid work during humanitarian disasters, but who are not qualified to do so and get in the way of professional medical aid workers, engineers, food aid administrators, and other experienced personnel, often accidentally hindering or undoing the professionals' aid work in order to feel useful.
On the way to deliver much-needed tents and tarps to Port-au-Prince after the earthquake in Haiti, the aid truck could not pass the roadblock at the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic because the border officials there were swamped with hordes of tragitourists trying to obtain entry visas and asking which hotels to stay in.
by taliesin_myrddin March 9, 2010
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