Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
Get the Toasted Headmug. The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
Get the captain toast catmug. Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017
Get the toast bangmug. by La Ura March 9, 2009
Get the Toast-A-Bun barista mug. The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024
Get the french toast festivalmug. When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
by Mousebagg December 21, 2021
Get the Toastmug. Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025
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