After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
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I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
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