sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

finger plunderer

the act of taking advantage of an un-willing girl via insertion of the fingers in any unwanted area

Jake Taylor is a finger plunderer

by pokerplaya December 18, 2009

man finger

another slang word for penis

Dude, zip up your pants i can see your man finger.

by gyzmo October 14, 2008

Psychological Finger

The psychological Finger is the PC version of giving someone the real Finger. The recipient will only realize they have been given the Psychological Finger long after the fact when they realize that you had no intentions of following through with a promise to either help or get back to them.

You " Boss, I need a new Computer, mine is very slow"

Boss "Sure, no problem, I will send an e-mail to IT and instruct them to get you a new Computer"

You call IT two weeks later to ask whether your Boss had sent the e-mail only to find out it was never sent.

You realize your Boss had given you the Psychological Finger in your original meeting.

by PeterUK January 18, 2008

jimmy fingers

when lacrosse players gently stroke their wood in the hope of impressing beautiful girls

check out his jimmy fingers - i think he wants to get laid

by dogga42 January 13, 2010

Finger lake

Autistic squirrel, can't be understood, and can't drive a plane. He loves OG KG and the finger family

Stupid ass finger lake!

by got2nuts June 2, 2017

turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020