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Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.
A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015
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Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014
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public trolls

Public Trolls : people who go out in public to protest and/or picket any charitable, worthwhile, and/or progressive cause in order to try to distract from the real public outrage and genuine cause for public concern and to discredit actual topics and their proponents.
Public Trolls are the kind of people who picket funerals, Occupy Wall Street Protests, and any political rally for progress, I.E. Tea Party, Westboro Baptist Church, Limbaugh's Losers, Karl's Kretins.
by Arizona Mildman December 3, 2014
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Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.
Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!
by Scanford March 1, 2011
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low troll

Derek posted a lot of defamatory statements on his computer however no one paid attention to him that makes him a low troll.
by Mr. Robotron May 18, 2020
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Troll Juju

Troll Juju: Noun. A Slang word for a pain killer sold by street pharmacists, which is known as Percocets. Reason it is named this is possibly because in a hypothetical situation, where you rail about 5 pills in one sitting, you may experience what you believe is voodoo sorcery, and/or feel like a troll.
Todd: Hey dude, wanna get some Troll Juju later?
Ralph: Yeah bro, lets do it!
by Nawlsbawls November 24, 2011
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Street Troll

A dusty dirty tramp who rides the rails and the poles like a runaway and eats a bean-heavy diet; a hairy gutter dweller; a greasy possibly foreign tweaker who steals your gold in the night times; a fruck boy from the got damn skreetz.
Marcus: Are you smoking marijuana out here?

Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
by Head Driver November 25, 2013
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