Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

Jim

A largy 400 pound man with the same competence as Peter Griffin. Rides a leg scooter for his foot that was broken 9 months ago

Man 1" you see that crippled fatass over there?"
Man 2:" yes i do, his name is Jim"

by Jameswillen01 December 11, 2019

slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

jim

Used in a sentance when you declare that you want maxi's 6.5 inches destroyer in you.

"Aight imma go Jim"

by hairyballssasdad August 10, 2022

Jim Hole

Hole that was created and used or created with the intent of being used for the theft of something of far less value than the damage caused by or cost of repairing said hole

"These guys tore a real Jim Hole through this automatic door to steal these aluminum cans... Such a crackhead move, smh"

by MrSurge September 22, 2021

Jim jones cocktail

Covid shot

That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

by EvilXY March 3, 2022