goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.

Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?

by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023

goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.

Pass the goon stick now please.

by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Goon Hunter

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.

Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"

by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024

Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.

i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned

by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021

Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee

Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes

by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022