Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.

There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.

by GPM415 September 21, 2011

Cincinnati Three-Way

A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.

1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)

Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.

by Sue Doe Nimn December 1, 2010

Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008

Three Course Meal

Going from ass to mouth to vagina.

After I bought her a four course meal, I gave her a Three Course Meal

by CameronS January 14, 2007

Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third

John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells

by Tot February 8, 2008

Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

by anon182 August 27, 2012

The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

by mike13849132047 January 7, 2010