taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.

We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.

by kristina123 October 26, 2010

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 04, 2021

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.

"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous

by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016

Taco dropping

When a girl has to run to the bathroom after a guy cums inside her. The cum drips out as she cups her pussy and waddles down to the bathroom

My dog cleans up my girlfriends taco droppings

by Winslow bublé johnson April 07, 2016

Taco Ring

A mexican's Asshole

She has a tight Taco Ring

by .mexican June 03, 2011