Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017
Get the redneckabilitymug. When a male sticks his penis in another man's throat and face fucks him so furiously that the bottom of the 2nd man's neck becomes red
That guy is a redneck
by Killer Kile August 1, 2017
Get the Redneckmug. by Corn-Man March 6, 2024
Get the Redneck Remingtonmug. by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
Get the redneck strap onmug. a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
Get the late onset redneck syndromemug. by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018
Get the redneck safarimug. The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole
by The defining man July 20, 2025
Get the Funky redneck surpisemug.