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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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cat lady

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
by memega July 19, 2022
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Lady Magic

The process of creating an orgasm for a lady. Not just giving her the best thirty seconds of your life!
Dave come round and give me some Lady Magic!
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Bonerfied lady

A genuine example of someone who supports and believes in the expression of love and joy for all human bodies through a feminine perspective. Specifically someone who experiences Rapid Onset LadyBoners.
Even a man who can appreciate another dude's forearms and butt, because it gives him a LadyBoner, can be a bonerfied lady.
by Byeuji June 17, 2023
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Lady Tatton

Lady Tatton or Lady Tatton of the Manor is a self empowered woman. To call someone Lady Tatton is to mock them for there empowered self belief. A Lady Tatton would be someone who has to host the best parties, serve the most expensive wine and cook the most exotic of foods. A Lady Tatton lives in a large Manor or Mansion and is of the most upper class.
"Ahh... Here comes the princess now!"
"You mean, Lady Tatton of the Manor is fast approaching?
by Mr Henderson December 8, 2013
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lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.
I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.
by nikkipal December 27, 2013
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lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation
My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
by Karsi007 November 26, 2016
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