An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024
Get the hairy jumpermug. Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.
Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022
Get the Hairy lady watchdogmug. by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021
Get the Hairy Houdienermug. My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds
by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018
Get the hairy sudsmug. by Scabbybaby January 26, 2020
Get the Hairy Nerimug. A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.
Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.
Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
Get the Hairy trenchmug. by classicstar February 28, 2022
Get the Sussy hairy ballsmug.