The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022
Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding
by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019
by red kong July 07, 2014
a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
by therocker345 March 16, 2010
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
by DJ_Rumbi October 28, 2022
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020