The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Camel flash

Camel flash is a slang term that means moving extremely fast in a sudden and unexpected way—like a camel zooming at top speed. People use it when someone surprises everyone by going super fast out of nowhere.

“He camel flashed down the hallway and beat everyone to the canteen.”
“That was such a camel flash move—nobody saw it coming!”
“I swear he did a total camel flash and disappeared in two seconds.”
“When the teacher said ‘go,’ I camel flashed to the front of the line.”

by Camel fash May 17, 2025

coke camel

A person who's father is a drug trafficker

These damn Coke camels are at it again!

by R-Ice March 14, 2016

Camel Dusting

A generally unpleasant task or chore.

Cleaning dog poop from the yard.

I’ve got to get the camel dusting done before my wife gets home.

by Aj.aka January 13, 2022

Camel Moment

A moment when something completely unexpected happens, that you wouldn't have expected even in your wildest dreams.

Do you remember that one time in the club, where a DJ dressed up as knight played a techno set with fire on the roof? That was a real camel moment!

by jjlel December 6, 2023

Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.

Her coochie was covered in camel jam.

by b.taylor July 31, 2020

Camel jabber

1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.

Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.

by j3tsp33d March 4, 2011