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rock warrior

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.
Bob: Hey man did you see Jessica playing with those weird crystals?

John: Shes such a rock warrior.
by Boochester21 June 11, 2022
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Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.
John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior
by elemaeoh February 24, 2025
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Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.
“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot
by warriorxl June 2, 2022
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.
Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.
by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020
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CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 8, 2025
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Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."
by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017
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