Hitting The Woah

The act of driving a 5 ton semi-freight loader tuck into an orphanage while doing bad karaoke to the song "highway to hell" by AC/DC

Guy 1: what ever happened to Micheal?

Guy 2: he went to jail for hitting the woah bruh

by GhostyBoi666 January 31, 2020

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

hitting the hills

To flee. To get the hell out of dodge.

Yeah, screw this, I'm hitting the hills.

by ekybeavis July 16, 2020

hitting the circuit

Going for a drive with the exclusive intent of hitting several drive thru fast food restaurants, usually 3 or more.

'hey bruh, after this fat J we should be hitting the circuit'

by The Patman February 20, 2021

Hitting the dance up

To smoke crack cocaine openly while out in public

Why walk all the way to my car when we could just start hitting the dance up right here

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Hittin’ the bulbs

Going tanning in a tanning bed with UV bulbs

I’m looking brown cause I’ve been hittin’ the bulbs. . .

by Paintedfoot June 12, 2021

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you l stand in front of a fan after you smeared SHIT all over your body especially YOUR ASS.

I was in so much ecstasy when SHIT HITS THE FAN. as the best part is the DRYING EFFECT AND THE SHIT FUMES together.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021