Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
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gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude
by Kimbeardactyl December 04, 2013
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Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011
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Pass the gravy

A male’s ejaculation during sex.
by 3hourtour March 24, 2024
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gravy holder

An insult to a persons physical or mental value, somtimes used as a slur against the mentally disabled
he is such a gravy holder
by catwazz December 06, 2016
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space gravy

Wow Neil Armstrong has some potent space gravy.
by mcmullet April 03, 2015
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Gravy Time

When you have reached a point
in your life, after loving and suffering
enough, that you are truly ok going with going with the flow.
It’s not that I don’t care buddy, but I’m on gravy time now and thinking about things a a whole lot differently.
by RJLA June 12, 2023
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