flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth

When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege

by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020

Flat tire

The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.

So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.

by Durnvikit March 1, 2024

Flat chop

Another word for a womans vagina.

Man that woman had a tight flat chop

by CAptainlimpdick December 20, 2018

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Flat

Meaning flat out or being a fact good or bad

Isaac is a baller so he is flat at shooting.

When Tyler says something that is true Isaac responds with “that’s Flat”

by Isaac from OT February 4, 2019