by Sigmaxxing May 08, 2020
A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.
Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.
Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.
Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?
Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.
Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.
Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.
Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?
Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.
Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.
by smartdude777 September 07, 2009
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
Hanging out with close friends.
by Nameback September 12, 2010
by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014
A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.
by Finney July 03, 2003
by Anonymous October 20, 2003