As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
by DannyB99 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick
by ColbertNation420 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a lover takes moose antlers to sexually pleasure their partner. Once an orgasm is reached the one using the antlers says "And that's how Canada got it's name!"
by RP85 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Is a celebration of the reputable sexual prowess of Canadians by people around the world. Traditionally, this includes but is not limited to festivals where coke and mentos enemas, bestiality, tentacles, and incestuous child pornography displays are common.
A: Lets go to burning man!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.
A: awesome sauce!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.
A: awesome sauce!
by MuffinDancer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. UCC a pretty wicked school. I go to St. Mike, we're rivals with UCC. The only reason I didn't go to UCC is because you need to get a 90 + average in school AND get above 96 percentile in math and english in the SSAT's to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. If you want to get in on a hockey only contract - its MUCH easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. I have lots of UCC friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. Too bad I'm graduating next year. Whatever, St. Mike is a decent school, I guess. YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
ST. MIKES kid: Hey I have 3 girlfriends for the BSS dance
Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.
ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)
Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.
ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)
by Giggity Giggity Giggity October 14, 2006
Get the upper canada collegemug. by jasonn18 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Man we Pulled A Team Canada against the Sapphires we were winning 4-0 then they caught up and won 7-4
by Dman8981 January 10, 2011
Get the Pulled A Team Canadamug.