Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.

Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah

by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023