Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.
by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014
Get the Jake Storymug. The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards
by 🅱🅱_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_🅱🅱 January 29, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005
Get the jake gyllenhaalmug. by Ellxception January 17, 2018
Get the Jake Paulermug. If someone watches this youtuber, they are sure to get cancer and be in the hospital for the restriple of their lives.
by runniggerniggerierunniggerie September 1, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. An idiot who is doing stupid stunts and posting them on youtube and making other people concerned about his cancerous acts.
by Princess0674 March 3, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug.