tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Fanum tax

“Taxing” something (Aka stealing or taking)

I got fanum taxed! (I got my stuff stolen) … I am fanum taxing (I steal stuff)

by ondatra August 14, 2024

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Fanum Tax

The way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating

Jeffery stop fanum taxing Curren’s food.

by GreenChristmasHillsZone February 25, 2024

tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025