taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

Taming the Shrew

Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)

Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!

by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate

taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

by butt crack billy May 21, 2006

Taking Back Sunday

An OK band fronted by Adam Lazzara.

Adam Lazzara, what a fool.

by umandstuff October 30, 2004

taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.

If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Talinga

Once used as a name of a pretend boyfriend as a prank by two girls in New Jersey. It is now used as a term meaning "the perfect boyfriend".

Girl 1: Hey, do you like John?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's funny, sweet, smart, and cute too.
Girl 1: He's such a Talinga.

by BIGSEXYPiCAnTe. April 11, 2008

Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010