Shicked

A phrase to substitute for having the shit kicked out of oneself or another.

"He totally shicked me."

"If you end up fighting him, you'll get shicked."

"I'm going to make sure he's thoroughly shicked if he keeps that up."

by Senojim May 16, 2010

Sick Mode

A lower functioning state that a person goes into when they are sick. The state of being ill and feeling awful. It's the opposite of being in the zone. Coughing, sneezing, headache, running nose, stuffiness, or just generally feeling like grim death can constitute being in Sick Mode. Family, friends, and co-workers are expected to be understanding and give the person in Sick Mode a break because at some point everybody has been in Sick Mode.

John: I'm can't come to work today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Boss: Alright, feel better.

Kate: Honey, can you take care of the kids today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Jack: Okay. Just stay in bed and rest up. I've got this.

by MadMan50 February 20, 2011

sick slap

If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.

you: shut up!

them: no (continuing to be annoying)

you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)

by zawayou May 2, 2011

sickelodeon

When Nickelodeon is horrible and sick minded by making fun of homeless people, the mentally ill etc in television shows such as iCarly

TV Playing, iCarly is on and they make an insensitive joke about homeless people

Sarah: Wow that was actually really mean
Katy: I know, Nickelodeon is Sickelodeon

by encyclopediaurbannica September 11, 2011

sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 7, 2014

Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014

sick

fully awesome bro

i had the sickest party last night

by unknownassylant101 February 16, 2015