Clit Surfing

Really? You need a definition?

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.

by Guns blazin July 7, 2011

Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

surfer rosa

album by the pixies that came out in 1988. it has a cool rough and raw sound, like they're playing in the same room.

"once i buy sufer rosa, my life will be complete."

"i gave my extra copy of surfer rosa to fanboy and he has yet to listen to it. stupid bastard!"

by brittles September 13, 2004

Shit Surf

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

by AA-Team May 6, 2009

Kinder Surprise

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!

by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010

Blow Hole Surprise

When you're having your ass eaten out and you unannounced fart in the giver's mouth.

So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.

by JAY PAPS May 16, 2011

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009