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Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown
"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"
by dgh938peg April 14, 2010
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splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming
He's been splarting and has to change his underwear
by wordology May 1, 2010
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splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.
Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!
by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010
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Splash Rat

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.
by spendogg242 May 18, 2010
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Splash the Zeros

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros!
by gavy111 December 1, 2010
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Spladooshk

Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."
1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!

2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk
by random ruffneck June 7, 2011
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splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
by ninety99nine October 21, 2011
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