rice socks

A Latino thing; having rice (white/brown) stuck to the bottoms of your socks after walking around the dining room or kitchen after dinner.

Aw Miguel, look at you, you've got rice socks. Go change them, shower and clean the floor when you're done.

by Un hombre negro October 08, 2019

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 06, 2021

sports sock

another name for a condom

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty

by domster April 09, 2006

Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

by Somesketchybloke February 20, 2018

fat sock

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

by Bigger Cockwomble August 19, 2020

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks April 20, 2018

Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 07, 2021