Skip to main content

stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
mugGet the stocks and socks mug.

Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face
hey "sock-face" how are you t'day
by sockface007 October 16, 2013
mugGet the Sock-Face mug.

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
mugGet the Sock therapy mug.

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022
mugGet the Poop Sock mug.

pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022
mugGet the pecker sock mug.

Sock and Pant

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.
by Ladmanz April 21, 2011
mugGet the Sock and Pant mug.

Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.
Oh you knob sock!”

or
I need to go buy a knob sock”
by caz321 April 22, 2019
mugGet the Knob Sock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email