shit

the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary.com when boredom is attacking you, don't worry am a survivor (you: *gives thumbs up*)

"I'm bored....lets type random words on the search bar and see if ppl actually has written the deffiniton of it *types shit on search bar*"

by me, duhh! August 25, 2006

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004

Shit just got real

The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter

"Yoo, shit just got real!"

by Jademax1990 April 6, 2015

shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 4, 2002

holy-santa-claus-shit

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

by macarron December 20, 2008

shit heel

This is an old term dating back at least 100 years. My grandmother from Eastern Texas used it quite often to describe an uncouth person. I believe it refers to persons who probably didn't have an out-house or toilet, then when they dropped their pants and stooped down to evacuate their bowels, they would sometime hit the back of their shoes or boots. Of course, they probably just as often hit their pants.

That LeeRoy is a real shit heel.

by meatloaf66 September 22, 2009

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 January 5, 2009